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dear god I hope that no one on this website ever tries to run for president

excuse me

boys like it when youre playfully mean to them. call them names. punch them on the shoulder. murder their families 

"Being married someday is going to be so cool. like you get to come home to your best friend every single day and just do life together."

tryna get a lil makeup
  • MAC cashier: ok ma'am your total comes out to be $180.35
  • me:
  • me:
  • me:
  • me: i came out to have a good time and i'm honestly feeling so attacked right now